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Zusammengetragen von Móka

"We don't drink. Much. After five."
(Lawrence Makoare & Sala Baker)
-Ranwen-

© Stephanie Pollock

"...and I kicked him THREE times - *whack* *whack* *whack*
Cut. Are you comfortable with that?"
"Noooo... let's do it AGAIN!"
(Lawrence Makoare)
-Ranwen-

"Blame Peter Jackson!"
(John Rhys-Davies)
-Ranwen-

"...being half a horse and having someone swish your tail..."
(Nathaniel Lees)
-Ranwen-

"And they liked my screaming, and they wanted the others to scream, too. So, if you see ALL the guys in those APUs screaming, it's because I couldn't keep my mouth shut."
(Nathaniel Lees)
-Ranwen-

"You couldn't see much through the Uruk-hai contact lenses. It was like "MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENU, BOYS!" and they'd go groping around: "Where?"
(Nathaniel Lees)
-Ranwen-

"I may not know you as well as I might, but I think I love you anyway, mate!"
(Craig Parker & Mark Ferguson)
-Dherian-




© Stephanie Pollock

"And it actually moved...until I broke it."
(Nathaniel Lees)
-Dherian-

"It was just like playing a video game - pieuw pieuw!"
(Nathaniel Lees)
-Dherian-

"Lets ride across Rohan again!"
(Bruce Hopkins)
-Dherian-




© Stephanie Pollock

Q: "How did it feel to be chewed by a warg?"
A: "Smelly!"
(John Leigh)
-Dherian-

"I loved training for the films, I actually trained a lot for the fight as Witch King, you know I had this really big mace and a sword at a time and I actually needed to watch out for my head...and the others heads as well!"
(Lawrence Makoare)
-Dherian-

"And Peter said, you're doing great, mate, but stop shooting your men in the back and hit Sean!"
(Lawrence Makoare)
-Dherian-

Private Autogrammstunde von "Random Orc" - Reaktionen und Antworten:
"You wanna sign me an autograph? Weird thing! I will put it to my other treasures." (Nathaniel Lees)
"You are Random Orc? Ok I will call you Randy!" (Bruce Hopkins)
"What my name is? John, Leo, Lawrence..." (Marc B. Lee)
"It rocks!" (Jørn Benson)
"You are magnificient, mate." *hug* (Lawrence Makoare)
*scared* "Errr.. no errrr....." (Sala Baker)
-Dherian-

"Wir sollten Craig Parker verklagen. Wegen seelischer Grausamkeit."
- "Nimm als Gerichtsstand USA, dann gibt's mehr Geld!"
(nachdem Craig Zaodin's Zauberstab abgefackelt hatte)
-Christina-




© Stephanie Pollock

Piratentreffen Freitags in der Lobby:
"What say you?"
und aus 25 Kehlen: "AYE!"
-Christina-

"Was passiert, wenn man seinen Helm zu lange auf hatte? - Helm's klamm..." (Kaianus)
-Christina-

"What a great question!"
"We're still waiting for a great answer." (Mark Ferguson)
-Christina-

"Shut up now, Craig." (Craig Parker)
-Christina-

"I'm just being a tiny elf!"
(Mark Ferguson)
-Yshira-

"Holy Cow!"
(Bruce Hopkins)
-Yshira-

"Kia Ora..."
(Nathaniel Lees)
-Yshira-

Glaewen: "Why are jokes about blondes so short?"
Craig: "I don't know?!"
Gaewen: "So men can understand them!"
-Yshira-

Zum Thema "Haldir, Helmpflicht & Blondinenwitze:
Craig: "You know, helmets are usually worn for brain protection, ey? I'm a blond elf, so what's the point!"
-Atisha-




© Stephanie Pollock

Mark: "Craig, what are you doing?"
Craig: "Hiding behind you. It's a good thing that you are taller and even fatter than me!"
-Anonym-

Als schlechteste Frage möchte ich nominieren: "Are you bonking someone?"
Und Craigs Antwort darauf war wohl die beste Reaktion überhaupt: "Not right now, apparently."
-Anonym-

Auf die Frage, was sie ausgesucht hätten wenn sie irgendetwas vom Drehset hätten mitnehmen dürfen:
Bruce Hopkins: "Peter Jackson's paycheck."
John Leigh: "Miranda Otto!"
-Anonym-

Marc: "I am very thankful that the girls haven't spanked me last night.
YOU know, what I mean!"
-Xolgorim-

John Leigh auf die Frage, auf welchen Conventions er bereits war:
"It´s my first time. Be gentle!"
-Laurelin-

John Rhys-Davies darüber, wie es ist, einen Zwerg zu spielen:
"I spent a lot of time on my knees, although I already had the job."
-Anonym-

Dextro in die Menge: "Ihr könnt noch?"
Menge jubelt und schreit: "JA!"
Erschöpfte und ungläubige Blicke bei Schelmish, "Dann können wir auch noch" und weiter gings...
-E-Hobbit-

Freitag abends in der Disco:
"DJ SAURON IS IN DA HOUSE!!!"
Wer, der dabei war, kann Sauron jetzt noch ernstnehmen?
-Xologrim-




© Stephanie Pollock

René van Rossenberg bei seinem Vortrag ("Sex in Middle- earth"), bevor er einen Schluck Wasser nahm:
"I give you a moment to think... or to flee."
Der Arme hatte wirklich eine hohe Zuhörerfluktuation zu verzeichnen.
-Laurelin-

"Just because you are evil you don't have to look bad."
(John Rhys-Davies)
-nindamos-

Craig und Mark spielen "Hänsel und Gretel":
"Hansel, our Brot is finished."
(Craig Parker)
-nindamos-

"If I knew the telephone number of Orlando Bloom, I would be malicious enough to give it to you."
(John Rhys-Davies)
-Herowina-

John Rhys-Davies zu der Frage nach der Übersetzung von "Ishkhaqwi ai durugnul":
"Why dont you go and put your very unattractive face into the dark hole where your parents made you!"
-Dherian-




© Stephanie Pollock

Craig und Mark spielen "Hänsel und Gretel":
"Look! A Reibekuchenhouse!"
(Craig Parker)
-Tamira-

Craig Parker: "I'm the narrator. So, when I sing, it's: 'It's just a jump to the left...'"
Halbes Publikum: "...'then a step to the ri-hi-hi-hi-hi-hiight...'
-Tamira-

"Oh, it's beautiful! And it's chocolate..." (Craig Parker)
-Tamira-

Preisverleihung des Kostümwettbewerbs:
"Sporty Elf"
"Gave Lawrence Makoare goose bumps"
"Best Aragorn Wanna Be"
"Best use of a family pet as a handbag"
"Michael Flatley Memorial Lord of the Dance"
"Best Flute played by a vegetable"
"Best special effects"
"Best use of Gil-Galad as..." (das ging mir zu schnell, hat das jemand mitbekommen?)
"Best Gollum in a non-speaking role"
"Best non-understood by the judges but you guys obviously liked it" - the jury/we didn`t understand it but you seemed to like it.."
"Best stunt performance"
-Nephthys-

Lawrence Makoare auf die Frage, wie man sich so fühlt, wenn man den Kopf abgeschlagen bekommt:
"That was pain in the neck, man!"
-CultCat-

Sonntag morgens, Autogrammstunde bei Craig.
Craig zu meiner Freundin: "Guten Morgen!"
Meine Freundin verdreht die Augen und murmelt auf Deutsch: "Ich kann besser Deutsch."
Craig, total entsetzt, setzt Stift ab: "What? I should sign your sandwich?"
-Anonym-

Craig Parker (? - Ich glaub, er war's) zu Anfang seines Panels: "Ich bin ein Bonner!!"
-Atisha-

Und da fällt mir noch was von Bruce Hopkins ein; ging ungefähr so:
"Do you know what this means?" *reibt sich das Ohrläppchen*
"Elf-Masturbation!!! I've seen Mark&Craig behind the stage - they were at it the whole time!"
-Atisha-

John Rhys-Davies: "You cannot overfeed a hobbit!"
(als er erzählte, wie er mit den vier Hobbit-Darstellern essen gegangen war)
-PippinHirsch-

Bruce Hopkins: "I felt rather big until I met Christopher Lee. Then I knew I was rather small."
-PippinHirsch-

Marc B. Lee: "So eat, drink, be 'merry'" (Gelächter im Saal) "...err, yes, have fun, you know what I mean..."
-Kaori_Maxwell-




© Stephanie Pollock

JRD's notes on the Axes of evil...
JRD: "We are an axe-carrying society. The right to carry and use axes is written into the Dwarven constitution."
JRD: "The only thing that can break Dwarven axes is Evil itself!"
-Ranwen-

Und beim nächsten könnte ich mich dafür schlagen, daß ich mich nicht mehr dran erinnere, worum es eigentlich ging:
JRD: "You're either a coward for not saying it, or a fool for saying it, and I'm probably both."
Weiß noch jemand das Thema???
-Ranwen-

Nathaniel (auf die Frage, ob er gelegentlich von seinen verschiedenen Charakteren träumt):
"I try to keep these people separate."
(mit unheimlicher Stimme) "That way lies madness!"
-Ranwen-




© Stephanie Pollock

Sala (zu Lawrence): "You know, you have a habit to die in your movies."
Lawrence: "You get paid the same, whether you die or not."
-Ranwen-

Sala: "We're just standing up here being stupid..."
Lawrence: "That's because you ARE stupid!"
-Ranwen-

Lawrence: "I've always wanted to be Frodo!"
Sala: "Too tall for a hobbit, too fat for an Elf..."
-Ranwen-

Lawrence: "We don't bite..."
Sala: "... after five..."
Lawrence: "Actually, I don't bite at all, if you don't bite me first!"
-Ranwen-

Lawrence (über Sala, IIRC): "You're my worst nightmare!"
-Ranwen-

Mist, bei den nächsten beiden weiß ich nicht mehr, wer das gesagt hat.
Eigentlich müßte das hier JRD gewesen sein, über seine Rolle in Star Trek:
"If it's Sci-Fi, it's just FUN!"
und der Reihenfolge nach müßte dann auch dieses hier von JRD sein:
"Play a monster and the women will love it."
Hm... der Text würd eben auch irgendwie zu Lawrence passen...
-Ranwen-

JRD: "How does a tree TALK, for God's sake?"
-Ranwen-

Nathaniel (about Keanu Reeves, I think):
"And he had the best clothes! And the best sunglasses! I didn't even have a plug, so there's no way I could get into the Matrix."
-Ranwen-

Mark: "You know why the Gil-galad scenes were cut? Because they were SO good that it would have made the rest of the movie look bad."
-Ranwen-

Craig: "That's a cool question!"
(Pause)
"That's a really cool question!"
Mark: "We're still waiting for the cool answer, Craig!"
-Ranwen-

Sonntag, Panel JRD:
Frage: "Who invented counting the slayed orcs, you or PJ?"
Der ganze Saal: "TOLKIEN! READ THE BOOKS!!!!"
-Madam_Mim-

Craig: "What's your name?"
Fan: "My real name?"
Craig: "No, no.... the "other" name!"
-Móka-

~~~

The Daily Telegraph obituary read as follows: "Bilbo found a scrap of black twist and tied it round his arm. The little hobbit wept bitterly. Somewhere in the world of fantasy that Prof. J.R.R. Tolkien created, this is happening at the news of his death."

Der Nachruf des "Daily Telegraphs" las sich wie folgt: "Bilbo fand ein Stück schwarzen Stoffes und band ihn sich um den Arm. Der kleine Hobbit weinte bitterlich. Irgendwo in der Welt der Fantasie, die Professor J.R.R. Tolkien erschaffen hat, geschah dies bei der Nachricht seines Todes."
Aus Michael Corens, "J.R.R. Tolkien - Der Mann der 'Herr der Ringe' erschuf", Heel-Verlag, Sept. 2001.